oprahwinfried:

oprahwinfried:

does anyone else think this alien dances like ellen degeneres 

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lostinwonderlandtryingtogetout:

Goatdad said I have to be meaner if I want people to stop picking on me but I don’t think im cut out to be mean.

lostinwonderlandtryingtogetout:

Goatdad said I have to be meaner if I want people to stop picking on me but I don’t think im cut out to be mean.

theanti90smovement:

not—castiel:

theanti90smovement:

why yes i am a straight white cis male on the world wide web

Half of tumblr is probably going to attack you due to your sexuality, but that’s because tumblr has turned into the thing it wanted destroyed most.

i am laughing so hard this is gold 

theanti90smovement:

not—castiel:

theanti90smovement:

why yes i am a straight white cis male on the world wide web

Half of tumblr is probably going to attack you due to your sexuality, but that’s because tumblr has turned into the thing it wanted destroyed most.

i am laughing so hard this is gold 

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

lcgman:

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


63 unread messages should be the anomaly of this picture.

lcgman:

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

63 unread messages should be the anomaly of this picture.

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake